berg

–verb; stimulation of the penis by means of sliding it between a fleshy member of another human body, esp. to orgasm. Specifically related to acts that do not involve enclosed cavities such as tje vigina, anus, or mouth, ie. vaginal sex is not Bergging.

Titty sex is the most popular form of berging.

by Brian's Friend May 15, 2008

Berghoff

1.)One of the largest German families in the Midwest. They are famous for their historic restaurant in Chicago, Illinois and for their secret family recipe German style beer. They are a proud family and have a massive family reunion every year in early summer and drink several cans of their family brewed beer. They are a close nit family that cares deeply for one another. Don’t mess with Berghoff’s. You mess with one, you mess with them all!

2.)Another name for an intelligent, attractive person of Germanic origin. They excel at any type of fine art, anything beer related, or any science and doctorate program. An extremely cultured German that is far superior to all other Germans.

I bumped into a kid in the hallway and suddenly I was jumped by a bunch of Berghoff’s!

Franz: Did you see that doctor?!

Helga: The one playing Gutiar?

Franz: Yeah I just played a game of beer pong with him, he is a beast!

Helga: Well he IS a Berghoff!

I surender, Berghoff's truly ARE better people than us.

by SuperiorGermanGurl<3 March 26, 2009

Bergina Monster

Its the kinda thing that makes u just say..Holy Shit!!!!! Its one of the most repulsive pussies around.

OMG Kayla has a total Bergina Monster

by Funny Guy September 24, 2005

Bergdorf

A socially inept oaf.

A bergdorf is someone who is unable to socialize or be in a social situation without putting their foot in their mouth.

by 2boot24 April 16, 2011

Bergen catholic

Bergen Catholic is one of the most notorious high schools in NJ. They are hated by pretty much every other rival school in NJ mostly Saint Peters Prep. They have a good football team and thats about the only thing good about Bergen Catholic. The school relates to Zoolanders “school for kids that dont know how to read good and want to do other things too” The grading they have there is easier than public schools and trust me it will become impossible to graduate college because there is so much you havent learned in Bergen Catholic.

My dog can get into Bergen Catholic

by NJprepboy69 January 24, 2018

bergen county

I don't know why people say this is the richest county in the country. When there are two others in the state richer than Bergen. Morris and Hunterdon County are richer than Bergen. It is definently the most exciting county though. We're right next to the city and we throw the sickest parties. Bergen County also has its slums though. Hackensack and Englewood have there ghettos, crack heads, and gangs. Bergen is also home to the mall capital of the world(Paramus.) And the greatest weed in the state. And although we are known to be rich kids we're not. We just got the game locked and know how to party like we're ballin. So when it comes to the 201 we're the best and will shit on your Hometown any day.

201 too much green too much fun.

Guy 1: YO wats good is anything poppin tonight?

Guy 2: Lets just head to Bergen County theres always
something going on there.

by tittlywinks420 September 12, 2007

berger

to diarrhea into plasctic bag then freeze it. once properly frozen and hard, you beat the person with it. once knocked out you take the frozen diarrhea out of the bag and place it on stomach.

dude, i bergered a girl last night and she woke up with shit all over her

by jewishwombat April 22, 2011