bergered 

1. to intentionally do harm to another in a way that results in a buzz kill.

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems extremely difficult or impossible to solve.

3. incompetence resulting in an incomplete or poorly completed task.

4. doomed or destined for failure.

5. to literally take it from behind.

1. "That cop totally bergered us."

2. "Dude, we are so bergered right now!"

3. "Mike bergered that TPS report."

4. "The Iraqis are completely bergered."

5. "Tim has severe pain from getting bergered so hard last night."

bergered by the original iceberg June 22, 2008

bergered 

when you own some body so hard there is no way they can redeam them self.

i cant belive how hard that kid got bergered.

bergered by steele88 April 8, 2006

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

Turtle-Burgered by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

burgered 

to be sent or shown either a picture or video displaying the american food representing a hamburger or "burger", showing text that says, "You just got burgered, burger someone else to be unburgered."

"Haha bro, you just got burgered!"

"Dammit. Now I have to find someone else to burger."

burgered by oh no bro i've been ___ December 1, 2020

burgered 

A state of extreme and utter munt, usually whilst out clubbing or at trash-ons the following day.

"Fuck...im burgered"

burgered by Ryan June 11, 2006

Bergerpedia 

That dubious distinction given to someone who has amassed a huge amount of knowledge, historical information, or worthless information and can provide said information on demand to fill in gaps, correct ignorance or just annoy others. Can have a lot of expertise and might be smart. He can easily provide information such as:

Almonds are members of the peach family.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Let's consult BergerPedia when he gets back from lecturing to settle the argument about which planet rotates the most around the sun.

Bergerpedia by noanoanoanoa December 12, 2012

burgered 

when you take a shit on your partners chest and the proceed to smash it with your fist

i FUCKING burgered her in her moms room

burgered by j fucking c June 11, 2006