by ccbk November 18, 2015
Get the Far Asshattan mug.A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.
"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"
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by Playboy88 June 8, 2016
Get the The Assramming Shitslasher mug.A person, of either gender, whose ignorant behavior would have you believe they would bend over backwards to shove their head up their ass.
A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.
Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.
A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.
Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.
by Sarreq December 3, 2016
Get the reverse asshat mug.An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."
Swamp Asshat:
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
by Angstyaf October 22, 2018
Get the swamp asshat mug.You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it
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Get the Schrodinger's asshat mug.by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003
Get the assrammer mug.Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.
by Petunia April 19, 2006
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