Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own
You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it
by Åzüre March 13, 2023
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Smocky

He just won his court case. And he's walking around all smocky.
by Åzüre November 14, 2022
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