Definitions by Åzüre

Schrodinger's asshat 

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own

You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it

Schrodinger's asshat by Åzüre March 13, 2023

Smocky 

A contraction of the words smug and cocky

He just won his court case. And he's walking around all smocky.

Smocky by Åzüre November 14, 2022