Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.

Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!

by petuniafish September 10, 2011

Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death

I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.

by Chou Nox October 17, 2015

Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!

by bar terminology October 18, 2011

Automotive Erotic Asphyxiation

Having sex in your running car in a closed garage thus allowing the carbon monoxide to "choke" you and your partner.

Tony and his wife had sex in their crown Vic in the garage and let the fumes choke them while they boned. It was automotive erotic asphyxiation.

by Sparker February 8, 2014

asphoric

Something asked or said to which has an obvious answer or already known fact. Such as No Duh!

Someone goes to a scene of a car accident and sees a mangled body on the ground and asks if he/she is dead would be an asphoric question.

by Lt. Binder, SCPA March 30, 2007

Ashy Tic Tac Toe

When you is so damn ashy that you can play tic tac toe on your leg.

Ay gurl, I'm so damn ashy. You wanna play ashy tic tac toe??

by The Fresh Prince of Nothing February 23, 2019

asphalt

pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.

The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.

My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.

by don'tyougomessinwithme February 27, 2011