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The kickass dutch death metal band, featuring Martin Van Drunen's sick vocals, THE SAW IS THE LAW riffs and total headbanging.
I saw Asphyx last live last night, my neck hurts.
Asphyx by tomcat ha November 23, 2010
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Masturbating while depriving your brain of oxygen at the same time, usually through a form or strangulation or hanging.
Jimmy performed an asphyx yesterday, Unfortunately he passed out before he could cut the rope...
asphyx by Kh4ng4r00 March 16, 2008

Assphyxiation 

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.
When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.
Assphyxiation by Smmimmy January 24, 2009

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies 

A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.
Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.

asphyxiophilia

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not to be confused with auto-erotic asphixiation that is performed during solo masturbation.
erotic asphyxiation]
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.
asphyxiophilia by Vladzilla January 12, 2007

Asphyxiation of Children 

Asphyxiation of Children is a one-man Grind/Punk project based in the UAE.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.
Person 1: Asphyxiation of Children is so bad, the vocals sound like a cat vomiting.
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?

Asphyxia 8 

One member of a small group of FAQs (Fierce Afrikan Queens) congregated in New York City with a satellite outpost in Philadelphia. Other known members include Vagenda H. Christ, Debris Huxtable and Mo'Niques Fiancé. A loosely organized posse, the FAQs' prime objective is to keeps it real.
As a Queen who identifies as both Fierce and Afrikan, Asphyxia 8 was invited to join the infamous FAQ collective back in 2005. Not only has she kept it real in NYC since, but has assumed a leadership role as an international FAQ emissary, spokes model, spiritual guru and outspoken Barack Obama supporter.
Asphyxia 8 by Asphyxia 8 Mile January 22, 2009
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