Tale of Whoa!

A story of compound misfortunes so unlikely that the listener responds with terminal skepticism.
He listened respectfully at first, filled with compassion, tears forming in his eyes as she narrated having been abandoned as an infant, left in a dumpster high in the Sierra-Nevadas, rescued by dumpster-diving circus riders who put her, untethered, on the back of a jumping stallion every night till she was sixteen. Years later, escaping one night off the coast of San Diego she waded into the ocean, hoping to end it all, only to be netted by Tijuana shrimp fishermen who forced her to peel shrimp for years in a rickety boat, the best life she's ever known, before falling overboard in a hurricane and washing ashore in San Francisco at the precise moment an 7.4 earthquake hit. How she got to the Greyhound station in Sparks she was still unclear, and could he spare a hundred bucks to help her find her rightful family, whom, she believed, might at this moment be remorsefully searching for her on the outskirts of Death Valley. By now dry-eyed and stone-hearted, he reached into his wallet for a five, which he slipped into the outer pocket of her spangled handbag and, not looking back, hopped quickly onto his bus while she prattled on with her Tale of Whoa!
by Monkey's Dad July 06, 2021
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Tale

A person you would love to be around. She can be very complicated, bit if you first understand her and her meanings, you would change your mind.
Tale can be hard to get, bit if you first get her you would never los her form your life.
Tale is used in the name situasion
by Catrin Hansen October 10, 2018
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Tale

Tale is a name of a beatiful girl that lives forever. Like a fairytale. She is like a God and has eveloped from humans. The girls named Tale are are like elfes and usually vert pretty and lovely
Mange vil dø, men Tale lever alltid
by Tingeling March 06, 2017
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Tale

Not a very normal name.

Very sweet, often stubborn people, who will say what they mean if they really mean it.
Oh how sweet of Tale!” Or “Ahhrg, Tale!!!”
by milafila48 October 11, 2018
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Tale

a not very common norwegian girl name, it’s both a name and a word that directly translated to english means “speech” so you can imagine how much these girls talk
this girl won’t shut up, i suppose the name Tale fits her
by jajahola November 22, 2021
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punk tale

Punk Tale is a little asshole who doesn't know when to quit.
Person: "Stop grabbing at my anus} dad! Your such a Punk Tale}!
by Poptart Savage February 26, 2016
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