Shitsam

A little piece of poop that didn't make it down on the first flush.

Come back here and flush again, there's some shitsam in the toilet.

by ShutterbugDW December 24, 2009

shitshong

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.

Martha I will shitshong the life out of you

by shitshonger November 8, 2010

Shitshowtonitis

A condition that affects the current day's evening hours. Symptoms include organized chaos, whirl wind of near missed disasters, collisions of minds and energies, and any other pulled off catastrophes. Remedies include just going with the flow and being a clutch player.

Damn tonight's coming down with shitshowtonitis, everything is just coming up a day late or dollar short. Everybody is zigging while I'm zapping. That's how we know there's shitshowtonitis in the air.

by Northstar208 August 30, 2022

Schlitz shits

When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.

by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010

Pecker shits

This is for when you take a piss and it smells awful, or resembles a smell of you shitting from your pecker

"Man that was a good piss"
"Dude what the hell, you have pecker shits turn the fan on!"
"My bad bro"

by birdmanswag November 17, 2014

fireball shits

When you take so many Fireball shots, your diarrhea smells and burns like hell.

Yo bruh, my Fireball shits too rough, no brunch!

by America2123 August 23, 2016

rumble shits

Rumble shits is a natural phenomena that can not be forced/nor predicted. Seconds before you're about to drop a deuce, a series of loud, echoing flatulents exit the ass. Scientists believe that rumble shits exist merely to prep the butthole for the events that follow.

Wow, I think I just had Rumble Shits.

by Father Jerry March 2, 2017