Sweaty Cosby

To receive oral sex whilst depositing feces into a lavatory.

Basically, getting head while taking a shit.

The idea spawned when a young man asked himself "What is the best feeling in the world?". Torn between the feeling he got right after he unloaded a pile of poo and an orgasm, he decided to combine the two into one mega satisfying sensation.

-(Guy#1) Man I gotta shit like a muhfucka but I wanna get some dome from one of these hotties.
-(Guy#2) Well shit, yo, hit up a Sweaty Cosby on deez bitches!

by 6Deez9 April 14, 2005

Swexy

A mixture of a person, romantic situation or otherwise fitting scenario that is a comfortable mixture of sweet and sexy; a combination of sweetness and sexiness; having a sexy air, but also being sweet.

When they were kissing each other and he was like, 'I love you' in the heat of the moment, yeah, that was totally swexy.

by Alfred F. Jones May 21, 2010

Sweaty Ass-Penis

A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.

I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.

by Zach Pearl December 7, 2010

sweaty lester

When you are sexing a girl in her behind hole, and your bonus ball slap goes and gets stuck in her vagina (one or both balls). It comes out juicy.

bernard: hey peter, do you remember Barry with one ball?
Peter: yeah. We called him "One Ball Barry"
Bernard: I bet he has a gold medal in sweaty lesters.
Peter: Hell yeah.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

sweaty nigger

a shot of alcohol drank by Chris S, Steve W, and Al Z who mix 1 shot of blackberry brandy with 3 dashes of tobasco sauce. A tradition shot of Wisconsin and Flagstaff, AZ

I got hammered last night after putting down all those sweaty niggers

by Steven aka Goldie March 30, 2009

make your ears sweaty

To give oral sex to a woman

She spread her legs, and then I proceeeded to make my ears sweaty

by NecroVMX February 15, 2004

swexy

adjective, descriptive word for someone that is both sweaty and sexy.

"This morning I came home looking swexy."
"When I leave the gym I look swexy."

by bringing swexy back April 26, 2010