Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008

Courtesy Splooge

The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.

It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.

Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty

You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!

by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011

luvs to splooge

A fictional World of Warcraft account used by Stan in the South Park episode: Make Love, Not Warcraft.

"We are looking for a great Knight, by the name of Luvs to Splooge."

by DJ Red Barron June 22, 2008

boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on

Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??

by Fabio Rossi May 2, 2011

Easter Splooge

After weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate ejaculation experienced after Lent is over, on Easter.

Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.

by Tharsheblows June 13, 2012

Man splooge

1.An innuendo for cum.

2.Used to describe when you finally get your man to cum, but it goes off everywhere

"MMMMMM, girl, your man just gave you some of that man splooge!"

by Samoto February 23, 2017

dr splooge

n. a person who is a professional or expert in the art of 'splooging'

What's up dr splooge, how was your date last night?

by The SplieveBDS January 2, 2014