Sparkling Turd

What you get the next day after drinking too much Goldschlager.

I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.

by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010

Office Spacing

When you don't show up for work, but do not call in sick or take a vacation day.

The goal is for no one to notice or question you, thus resulting in a free day off.

WARNING: May result in termination from job if caught.

- Hey man shouldn't you be at work right now?

- No I didn't feel like going, but I don't have any vacation time, so I'm just office spacing

by DMacklin June 15, 2009

slacklining

The act of having an unbelievable amount of fun walking and doing tricks on a piece of one inch climbing webbing pulled tight between two points, also used as a form of meditation, physical and mental training.
See also: Slack

Hey Jim want to go slacklining?

by Adam Pudliner July 29, 2006

Shacking

The definition of a platonic-overnight stay is not the meaning of this word. Shacking means that an unmarried couple is in a sexual relationship and they live together

See also playing house.

Me: Mom, where's Joseph? Haven't seen him in awhile.

Mom: Oh, he's shacking with his girlfriend.

by Canned Coolwhip February 28, 2011

Spanking

When ur butt is hit over and over again by hand

Ryan got a spanking

by Sissy panty boy June 25, 2015

flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.

The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.

by Big FLATso October 16, 2017

Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting

I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.

by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011