(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.
The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber
*note*
to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber
*note*
to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1
Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?
Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack
EX. 2
Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight
Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?
Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack
EX. 2
Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight
Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
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The kind of nonsence often found in the catering industry . When a slimey customer has a pain in the arse request such as asking for an Eggless omelette or such as asking for all the components on the side dishes...Maybe splitting a bill to the penny for a table of 12.. All kinds of nonsence
Sorry chef, Sluce alert.
She wants her bread gluten free and lightly toasted, only scrambled egg whites well done and her bacon left handed and grilled lightly .
Chef : why am I putting all the components of her granola into separate dishes ??
FoH management : because his child is fussy and the dad is a "Sluceman"
A family of Sluces indeed.
Chef : fair play.. fair play indeed.
She wants her bread gluten free and lightly toasted, only scrambled egg whites well done and her bacon left handed and grilled lightly .
Chef : why am I putting all the components of her granola into separate dishes ??
FoH management : because his child is fussy and the dad is a "Sluceman"
A family of Sluces indeed.
Chef : fair play.. fair play indeed.
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Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.
Definition:
1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.
Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.
Definition:
1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.
Wow, can you believe the mate used 5 jars of vegemite for her Australian slumber party?
Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.
Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.
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