screw my life

Something u say when something bad happens

Awwwwwwwww, screw my life

by Georgia poop💩 July 7, 2016

screwing

the art of using your dick to ram either a pussy, an asshole, or a watermelon.

I was rammin that fuckin pussy last night. Since she didn't lemme cum, i fucked my own ass and then a huge watermelon.

by steve-o June 6, 2003

Screwface

A crazy Jamaican drug dealer from the movie Marked for Death.

John Hatcher says "You bailed out a Jamaican street named Monkey the other day, I want him. This other piece of shit, Screwface, I want him."

Screwface says "I want Hatcha dead. I want his family dead. If you can't kill him, I go kill him. Then I'm gonna kill you

by paulkersey July 23, 2012

shrewd

Usually refers to having good business sense or is generally good with money. One who is wise with money and does not fritter it away needlessly.

He is a shrewd businessman.

by DeadMan January 20, 2004

screwgled

To be screwed over by information made publicly available through a search engine.

“My wife caught me leaving a strip club on Google Street View, I got screwgled!”

by John Olmstead August 4, 2007

Screwdo

The hairdo you get from having sex.

Hun, you can't leave the house like that! First fix your screwdo!

by piningforthefjords February 17, 2017

Screw

It means you wanna fuck somebody right up

Come on baby I wanna screw you

by ~Milo~ December 13, 2019