steve-o's definitions

DONKEY SHOT

A Donkey Shot or "Don Quichotte" is when someone's doing a chick from behind and as he's about to bust, punches the chick in the side so she clenches up.

I was having a hard time finishing so I gave her a DONKEY SHOT and that tightend her up enough for me.

by steve-o June 20, 2006

Tom's Disco Day

Brought to you from the makers of Disco Day and Dave's Disco Day.

This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.

The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.

The most audacious Disco Day so far.

Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.

by Steve-o April 27, 2006

wink and the gun

term used to describe the action of winking and making a figure of a gun with one's fingers.

he gave me the wink and the gun. now, i'm sure i got the job!

by steve-o May 6, 2006

jester

Some t00lbag named Troy in all my classes at Heald.

Eduardo says:

He's just being a Jester

by Steve-O April 20, 2005

Lagwagon

A punk rock band from Southern Califronia that maintains a strong melody and intellectual lyrics while still having a fat, fast, rock and roll sound. Kinda like the bastard son of NOFX and early Green Day, with the solid writing of Joey Cape.Formed in 1990 they have 7 albums on Fat Records, including the first ever release, Duh, in 1992.

Lagwagon is one of the last great underground punk bands, before everything went to shit after the 90's.

by Steve-o May 6, 2005

The Liverpool Effect

A curious phenomenon, most commonly exhibited by supporters of Liverpool Football Club, where an individual is completely unable to see the wood from the trees as far as making sensible, unbiased judgements about their football team’s performances is concerned.

The whole world could see that Liverpool were vastly inadequate but the supporters felt robbed and went to bed dreaming of past European victories and 1990s league wins.

by Steve-o May 9, 2005

Callie

Callie is the most loving caring woman of all time she will pick you up when your down and will elevate you when your feeling your best. Her love is like a warm blanket perfect for any situation, she is a tad on the shorter side, athletic, and loves to no end and is the most loyal girl any guy can have as their girlfriend.

Callie is the most perfect girl ever

by Steve-o March 24, 2022