shnump

a state of drowsyness that lasts the entire day. a shnumped person may also feel bored or confused without an interest as to finding out why. shnumpyness is not to be confused with depression, but may also be referred to by some as the "rainy day" feeling.

Tom: "Hey man, wanna play Halo?"
Marty: "Maybe tomorrow, I'm in a shnump today."

by klayfan October 16, 2008

shbuffle

To move or squeeze up on chairs/sofas/buses to make room for extra people

"aww theres no seats"
"its ok we'll shbuffle"

by samc711 January 29, 2009

shlumpence

to describe the cost of something with little value.

you tight bastard Steve, that present must have cost you shlumpence!

by shlumpmeister Steve June 19, 2009

shbush

a type of jewish food they eat at the celebration of farfull

LIORA GO EAT YOUR SHBUSH!

by I-AM-HITLER November 3, 2009

shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010

shabumfi

Kit, belongings, gear, possessions,,,,,,, something you own

Get your shabumfi together and get outta here!

by gr0tbags March 22, 2011

shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011