sharting

a gen-z form of shitting, but now a better term.

After talking to my friends, I was sharting in the bathroom.

by sharting101 April 4, 2022

shartlet

A tiny shart, otherwise a nickname for a cat named charlotte

Oops... I just had a shartlet!

by EpicSoEpic June 27, 2022

sharting up

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

by kayden gaylesbian November 6, 2023

Party Shartee

someone who ruins the fun of a party, or someone who sharts on a party (Shit+Fart) A more creative and advanced way of calling someone a party pooper.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna light up some meth?"
Person 2: "I prefer my teeth white"
Person 1: "Don't be a party shartee"

by KloudAlpha May 12, 2014

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.

I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.

by Beautybind September 8, 2019

Cock Sharter

This usually happens during anal sex, when the female (or male) sharts aggressively on the mans cock.
The man COULD potentially ENJOY the sharting as it is one of his stink kinks.

Person 1: *Sharts on cock*
Person 2: AWG YOU COCK SHARTER

by reloggz March 12, 2021