U READ MY BIBLE

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.

Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!

by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019

if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb

man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb

by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021

WHAT THE LICK READ

"how are ya doing" a salutation

calvin ax me what the lick read this morning and i said "what"?

by shannonf October 28, 2007

left on read

sorry to break it to you but they don’t like you back

You: “Hey”

read 6:18

left on read

by urmomsrightpinkietoe October 20, 2019

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read

A common phrase used in conversation between white people to exclaim how hot and sweaty they are.

( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)

Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."

(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)

Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"

(Both laugh)

by NOTABLACK1234 May 27, 2020

What the lick read?

Could you give me the specifics about the robbery or lick we are about to commit.

Hey bro what the lick read? how many people is in the house and where is the stash?

by 💯 The Maxx January 11, 2020