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Write that on a notecard and send it to my office

A term said when somebody is tired of somebody elses moaning and complaining about something or someone else. It is not a term used towards someone respected or endeared, and it is pretty damn funny when somebody says it. It is usually said to that annoying kid who nobody likes or that nerdy girl sitting in the back of class yelling at you for cheating off her. Or just anybody else who you are getting sick and tired of.
Girl- "Blah blah blah I hate you, you are so beligerant and annoying and loud and obnoxious and..."
Me- "You know what why don't you write that on a notecard and send it to my office"
by MD-Block July 10, 2005
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officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.
He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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get out of my office

Used immediately after "you're fired" (or the like) to signify that the sayee has assumed the boss position of the immediate locale and, therefore, should be properly respected.

Only team leaders and wankers may use this phrase.

Coined by !phil
dt0x rides blahblah's rocket
!phil: dt0x
!phil: omg
!phil: yorue so fired
!phil: get out of my office
blahblah: lol
dt0x: fuck
by !phil February 18, 2004
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Correctional Officer

Correctional officers are responsible for the custody, care and supervision of offenders in a prison or correctional institution.

Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.

Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.
Q: Who are Correctional Officers ?
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.
by Moe July 13, 2003
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office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.
1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".
by ferret March 2, 2007
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Oval Office

a slang term for the vagina
by Iron Balls September 8, 2006
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officespace

(v)To destroy something, especially if it has been an annoyance to you. Inspired by the movie Officespace.
Man, you wanna come help me officespace this old printer? It has been giving me problems for years!
by Traldan May 8, 2005
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