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Ol' Eustace

When you put a pocket pussy on the base of a blender and hit the liquify button and let it spin on your dick
I made a pitcher of margaritas and got bored so I did the Ol' Eustace trick
by fuzzsludge August 11, 2019
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Ol’ Marky

When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.
“My wife butt dialed me last night, turns out I got the Ol’ Marky”
by PHS March 11, 2018
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Ol Fletch

I seen ol Fletch crossin the creek last night... He had a whole gunny sack full of possums..
by Blacdawg February 17, 2017
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The ol pardy

When you teabag someones pet and then take a picture holding a cup of tea while still teabagging.
He just gave my dog The ol pardy the cunt
by Sullykiiid June 26, 2016
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Ole Frank

When one passionately kisses a call girl after goin down on her.
Had a great time last night with that call girl, ended up giving her the Ole Frank after goin down on her. So far no symptoms have shown.
by TheMan769 April 7, 2021
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The Ol' Hanshaw

When you leave a city for good and somehow keep ending back up there.
Joshua was sick of Hemet and decided to leave for good. Only to find himself back in Hemet a year later. Little did he know, he'd be doomed to pull The Ol' Hanshaw for the rest of his life.
by AnalUrinator April 7, 2021
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The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .
Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.
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