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he/she needs an enema

Nurse 1"Why is that new nurse late again'?

Nurse 2 "She said her bady daddy was late picking up the kids due to a 19 car accident on the freeway that he caused because he is such a loser he 4 flat tires and then ran out of gas, so he abandoned his car and walked 3 miles to her house." According to her its not her fault she got knocked up by an irresponsible loser. '

Nurse 1 "Yeah, whatever, he/she needs an enema"
by voodoomutt May 1, 2012
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neebs

An abbreviation of neighbour, or neebur. Mainly said in the shite county of Fife!
awryt neebs! am mad wi it pal!
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nebetsu

fucking loser who fucks little boys.... spawn of mickeal jackson!!!! Evil!!!!
OMG nebetsu is such a loser
by Achbar December 8, 2004
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Nebetsu

Shut yhe f*ck up, Nebetsu.
Omg this guy's stupid.
by Omg, someone. December 19, 2004
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He needs some milk

An expression used to suggest instant relieve to a victim of pepperspray.
Wow, we really thought the girl in that viral video suggested 'he needs some milk' randomly, but it was really us being blissfully unaware of the use of milk to keep your eyesight after being maced. Guess we need some milk.
by Trip Fontaine the Cat June 9, 2020
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my package needs a stimulus

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.
by BPB 562 February 15, 2009
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Needs banged

When an attractive individual (usually female) appears as though they should be participating in sexual intercourse. Female scale ratings usually fall under 8-10, sometimes 7 depending on the day, amount of skin showing and/or alcohol assumption. This is used toward an elite group and should not be thrown around loosely.
Dude 1: "Hey, have you seen Becky today?"

Dude 2: "No. Why?

Dude 1: "pshh. Girl needs banged!"
by FishKid April 14, 2010
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