masturbater

Inaccurate spelling of masturbator.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbater from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by dionyziz December 3, 2007

Masturbate

to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"

little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Matturbate

Violently and chronicly masturbating to the point when your right, or left arm gets so engorged that you are able to bench press your own house.

One who is able to win a fist fight against a gorrila with only thier matturbate arm.

by Gsteven June 20, 2010

masturbate

when u tuch hard pp

im going to go masturbate now, bye

by crypticwyvren January 26, 2020

Must Masturbate March

The month after No Finger Febuary. During this month all participating people with vaginas must masturbate at least 3 times each day wich shouldn't be hard if you participated in NFF.

im failing school because of must masturbate march

by im u fucking sadist17 April 4, 2021

Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

masturbate

spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...

I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...

by Wraith April 25, 2003