Hung Like An Echidna 

When you have a 4-headed dick!

An echidna is hung like an echidna!

Hung Like An Echidna by WhoDatFreshBoi April 5, 2017

Hung like a Ham 

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham

Hung like a Ham by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

Hung Nguyen 

Hot Asian male, 6ft, has a massive cock

Ana: that boys hot
Taylor: that’s a hung nguyen

Hung Nguyen by English god123 March 12, 2021

hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.

Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.

hung like a squirrel by DJ Curly Fry April 24, 2006

hung like a toddler 

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

hung like a toddler by pH Balance January 31, 2008

hung solo 

Han Solo's alter ego in the porn universe. He also slaps the bass.

Hung Solo can really slap dat bass.

hung solo by hungsoloWha September 13, 2013

hung like a bull gerbil 

It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.

I am hung like a bull gerbil, i hit the g-spot everytime.

hung like a bull gerbil by thefunnybrothers November 4, 2013