Forbidden Floof

The act of petting a majestic feline when thou shall not.

Chief Iron said if I perform one more forbidden floof, he is gonna snap off my arm and feed it to the feline.

by Sebastian193 December 15, 2022

Cloud Floof

A fluffy, furry cat, white to dark grey in color.

Black Floofs are know as Voids.

I saw the most awesome Cloud Floof today, it was totally Floofed Out!

by poveryonwheels February 15, 2023

Too much floof

Doesn’t exist!

Boy: I have too much floof
Girl: There is no such thing!

by Whyyy89473 March 30, 2021

Smashing Pelvic Floors

Yet another term for sex. Much like, shag, bang, fuck and copulate.
It is the action of two people smashing their pelvic floors together.

It does what it says on the tin!

Man 1: yo, did you hear what Darren and Jessica were doing last night?
Man 2: yeah bro, they were smashing pelvic floors.

by WinterICE001 May 13, 2021

Bank Of Floof

When your grandmother inherits hundreds of thousands of dollars from your grandfather and also earns a hefty retirement from Social Security, despite the fact she hardly worked at all in her life.

Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.

You may be rich, but you're not FLOOF RICH. I'd suggest you apply for a loan from the Bank of Floof.

by johnsmithknightoftheroundtable July 9, 2021

the.id1ot1c_floof

She can beat up an entire highschool, including staff. It also likes to burn televisions for a living. And last She likes to draw balls secretly. And It is gay.

the.id1ot1c_floof is so gayyyy hehehehe!

by Drunk Fire Fly July 14, 2021

forbidden forest floof

a bear

dont pet the forbidden forest floofs

by confirmed undertrash July 23, 2023