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by Flex0521 August 21, 2020

Flex seal that pussy

When girls get all the STD's imaginable and need a little something to keep the peens out

"...she needs to flex seal that pussy, the last guy that's gonna enjoy that pussy is Phil Swift."

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

ex-flex

A former lover who then became a friend, but who is presently neither.

I don't want to go to the party if my ex-flex is going to be there.

by Kaichester August 29, 2009

g-flex

The knee-jerk inclination to answer a question via a Google search rather than recalling an answer naturally.

Trivia just isn't fun anymore! G-flex kicks in and people just don't think it out!

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda April 3, 2015

automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.

Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"

by Avocado7 January 5, 2017

Academic Flex

(n.) 1. A flex that a smartass uses to show off their intelligence on a test.

(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.

(1.) Michael: Damn, Gabe's got a 100 every subject, true academic flex of the century.

Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?

Hailey: I don't know why.

*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*

Stacey: yeah...

Teacher: Is your assignment finished?

Stacey: um...yeah

*Stacey hands it in*

Lydia: How the fuck?

Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.

by Smart4Life December 10, 2018

deus flex machina

A term to be used whenever flex tape can be used to fix something unusual in a particular situation.

Your boat broke in half?
You fixed it only using flex tape?
"deus flex machina"

by Rogue_Baron February 26, 2019