ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda's definitions

double rainbow

A noun representing something a person finds phenomenally exciting, joyful, or amazing. The expressed joy upon witnessing a double rainbow may be misinterpreted as an acid trip, orgasm, or loss of bowel control.

"Did you catch Neil Patrick Harris in Dr. Horrible?"
"Dude... *fart* *gurgle* ... NPH is... he's just... *drops to knees* *cries*... He's just my all time... *vomit* ...Dub... dub... *fart* *high-pitched how*
(Note: In the throws of a double rainbow sighting or mention, a person may lose the verbal capability to pronounce the term "Double Rainbow.")

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda August 17, 2016

boyize

To cause wear and tear relatable to the actions and habits of boys.

"Though we have freshly-painted walls, I'm certain that our sons will eventually boyize them with scratches, stains, and dents.

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda October 11, 2015

g-flex

The knee-jerk inclination to answer a question via a Google search rather than recalling an answer naturally.

Trivia just isn't fun anymore! G-flex kicks in and people just don't think it out!

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda April 3, 2015

selfie-incrimination

Taking a selfie on a smart phone you stole.

My phone got stolen but I got it back from the cops because the rocket-surgeon thief did some selfie-incrimination.

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda February 8, 2015