Kinda roams around freely and collects information about everyone and then forwards said info to everyone who doesn't give a fuck.
Hey bro you need to quit runnin your neck about Brian getting high , start calling you detective bongload.
by Dat White Bitch April 7, 2017
Get the detective bongload mug.Riley- She's pure evil..maybe shes a man...what do you think detective vanessa?
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice
by Smartypants January 31, 2005
Get the DetectiveRileyandVanessa mug.When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
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Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
by Manthemanman August 10, 2010
Get the Detective Mode mug.Deflective Profiling, acronym D.P., noun, adjective, adverb, verb, creating a bias opinion of an individual subject by referring to the entire group that it's associated with.
I have no ill feelings about the color red, however, I do hate with a passion the colors that it takes to create the color red. This is an example of Deflective Profiling.
by vietnamleddy August 23, 2011
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Get the Detective mittens mug.-- jacob just proved the accusations that were made against the band wrong.
= omg he must be a DetectiveSOS !
= omg he must be a DetectiveSOS !
by loverofcth June 15, 2020
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