top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 5, 2011

Fat Deck

A drinking game played with a fat deck of cards.

Instructions

1)Get a fat deck of cards
2)Deal 5 cards to everyone starting with the person to your left
3)Flip the cards in front of you
4)Person to left picks first card
5)Players with the card in front of them drink
--2 drinks if you pick it and have it
6)Next person has to get a higher card or the same suit as the card picked before
--If unsuccessful drink until you pick a card that fits the criteria
(Keep in mind that the rule drink if you have the card still applies for everyone)
7)KILL THE DECK, KILL YOUR BEER

Additional Rules

1)Pass around a fatty bag of Doritos
2)Ace is high
3)Ace of Spades is drawn, everybody drinks
4)If you have multiple of the same card and the card is drawn, fucking drink twice
5)Cheers all around if the same number is picked in a row

Ryan: Yo lets get drunk
Pat: I'm down what game we playin'
Tim: I know, lets play Fat Deck
Everyone: Word

by Curtis Fox November 26, 2011

bottom deck

when a black person wears pants that are white or cream coloured

i walked past a bottom deck today, YUK

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

high deck

Verb and Adj. - To show off / brag about anything as being “the best of the best” and definitely better than what his or her friends might have. Opposite of low deck.

Give me your phone I want to high deck this pizza.

Check her out, those boots are high deck.

by The high deck ™️ May 3, 2018

Shit Deck

A poop deck that you actually poop on.

Do poop on the shit deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 21, 2020

Steam Deck Air

The hot air that blows out of a Steam Deck once you play a game with performance that is high for the portable device.

This will happen very frequently, and the allure of the hot Steam Deck Air can be very compelling. Most times you will let it blow on your face like a mini air dryer, or in more known cases, inhale it. It is unknown what the effects are of frequent inhalation of Steam Deck Air.

Holly: So like… does your Steam Deck always have a fan running loudly?

Quinton: Yeah, it’s pretty common for a portable device that plays very demanding games. *aggressively inhales the Steam Deck Air*

Holly: What the fuck are you doing?

Quinton: I can’t get enough of this shit. You want a whiff?

by Chuds McGee October 14, 2022

Tool On Deck

"Tool On Deck" is an urban phrase used when you want to let people know you have gun. The word "tool" refers to the gun and the word "deck" refers to having your gun at the ready. The phrase was originated in the south in places like Miami & New Orleans. Was made popular by rapper Lil' Wayne on the song "9mm" on David Banners album "The Greatest Story Ever Told".

What? You wanna start some shit? TOOL ON DECK!

Don't worry, if they start something I got my "tool on deck".

by Just Guy January 17, 2008