mall cucumber

A cucumber that is brought to a mall so it can be used as a weapon and sex toy for women.

Man, that mall cucumber is a great weapon and a sex toy.

by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013

Cucumber

A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)

Tyler’s cucumber itches

by Patriotic Leftie February 26, 2021

cucumber style

When you take a cucumber and stick it in boiling water for a few minutes, take it and hollow it out, then jack off until orgasm. It feels so good.

Guy1: Dude, what are you gonna to tonight?
Guy2: I think I'm gonna watch some porn while wanking cucumber style.
Guy1: Nice. Wanna do it together?
Guy2: Sure.

by teenagewanker January 20, 2008

Cool cucumbers

It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.

Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!

by M.Urbany November 22, 2011

Cool as a cucumber

Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.

John was as cool as a cucumber. Everybody loved him because of it.

by Uc0n March 15, 2019

cuchi cuchi

means pussy

Let me have some of that cuchi cuchi

by YourPapaYouDontKNow November 24, 2011

Cucumber Sandwich

Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.

"Oh, I had a cucumber sandwich last night but I really needed a biscuit to curb my hunger."

by Kitterbang February 17, 2010