tom cruise

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock

*insert anything tom cruise has said in the past 9 months here*

by Odium43 May 28, 2006

cruise

1. to follow through with plans that were made with friends; come through
2. to go to a place or event; to make an appearance

1. "All of our friends are going to the beach today, so you should cruise!"
2. "Cruise this party! There are so many people here, you'll have fun."

by SoCal vibes March 21, 2017

tom cruised

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007

tom cruise

A threat to couches around America.

Tom Cruise has a happy smile.

by sukebe December 1, 2006

Jew Cruisers

Leather sandals that are worn by men. They are flat birkenstock type with cork footbed. Can be work with or without socks.

Timmy was decked out on the way to the Georgia Bulldog game. He had his Budweiser hat and Jew Cruisers and was ready to roll.

by d-hut April 26, 2008

jerusalem cruiser

Air jesuses.

Yo where u get dos air jesuses?

by DAVEED November 12, 2003

L Cruise

Smoking an "L" in a car.

We gotta get some gas and take another L cruise.

by SwS123 December 20, 2008