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Crotch Vampires

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.
2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.
Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.
Crotch Vampires by Tzepish March 2, 2005

crotch rocket

Motorcycles are broken down into general categories. Off road, Track, Cruisers ( incl. Harley Davidsons, Kawasaki Vulcan, Yamaha Roadstar), Sport Touring (Honda ST1300), Touring (Honda Goldwing) and Sport.(Honda CBR600, Yamaha FZ6) Sport bikes are very fast highly mobile bikes where the rider is low and leaning forward. The bike is generally a cafe race style. A Crotch Rocket is the slang term for Motorcycles of the Sport category. The term is derived from their incredible speed. The previous definition of "Non-Harley's" is patently false. I have a Honda Goldwing and it is definitely not a Crotch rocket.
A crotch rocket passed me on the freeway going about 140 mph.
crotch rocket by Al Collard July 16, 2005

crotch critters

Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.
crotch critters by Judy February 1, 2004

crotch muncher 

N: referring to the family dog, who steals your sister dirty underwear out of the hamper, then eats the crotch out of her soiled panties. Most crotch muncher’s prefer, period panties, or ones with lots of goo in them.
Addy steals Danielle’s panties and eats the crotch out of them.
Hillary's panties are a Crotch muncher's gourmet snack.
crotch muncher by chris50m April 11, 2006

Crotch Campground

Any extremely obvious boner that shows through one's pants and is usually embarrassing to the one who has it.
Good thing I wore jeans yesterday...it would have been a crotch campground if I didn't!
Crotch Campground by lil'Dizz February 8, 2009

crotch rotch 

A stinky rash (funk) of the area between your junk & the inner thigh.
That dude got a bad case or crotch rotch after not bathing himself adequately.
crotch rotch by MBR May 16, 2003