convenience father

A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH

Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.

by BrookieJay February 9, 2014

chivers

a feeling of ecstasy and delight, much to the affect of a brief orgasm. typically felt throughout the whole body and is brought upon by the touch of someone of the opposite sex. a combination of chills and shivers.

when you touch me like that, it gives me chivers.

by skankinjay January 25, 2008

anime convention

a gathering of socially awkward people with cat ears

i cant wait to wear my neko cosplay at the anime convention!

by catears August 10, 2015

Keep Calm and Chive On

A saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the Chive. Chivers, as they're commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor Bill Murray, pictures of cats, and soft pornography. Keep Calm Chive On is usually abbreviated to KCCO.

"Did you get your shirt from the Chive that says 'Keep Calm and Chive On' yet?

"No, because they're always fucking sold out."

by Kiki X. Grammarstone August 27, 2013

Republican Convention

When a pornstar receives quadruple anal.

Why do they call it a Republican Convention? Because there are way too many dicks in one place.

by Mare Dejiz August 19, 2019

Coiled

The feeling of anger after a bad situation has occured.

I was so fucking coiled after that donkey called my all-in with 7-2 and won.

by TBaytilted April 3, 2009

Chiver

Someone who ditches the guys to hang w girls. Always trying to slide. Normally doesnt care who gets hurt in the process

I was chillin with my bro then he decided to be a chiver and dipped on me.

That guy is such a chive.
Why does he keep chiving

by Kam KoalaB April 23, 2017