Cluster Carl

A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.

"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

A Cluster Fuck

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.

by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006

Muster Cluster

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.

Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!

by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011