coginus

For certain sexual acts - such as coginus and fensturbation - there are no English equivalents. They should be used only in the original Latin, usually in whispers

Camille: Doctor Benway, is coginus painful?
Benway: Yes, if it's done right

by dildo777 January 14, 2022

Cogent

Cogent - v. the extreme displeasure to those in use 2. intolerable connectivity upon mission-critical tasks

by anthonyc May 2, 2003

cogan

1. Something which relates to the use of extremely intricate and repetitive gestures; mainly, facial expressions.

2. The use of long pauses during speech followed by the use of SAT vocabulary words. To cogan a speech, for example, is to pause many times during that speech and make effort to include substantial vocabulary after such pauses.

"You were so cogan when you clapped your hands together like that on the desk."
"Thanks!"

by anonymousssssssssssssssssssssssssss January 21, 2008

Cogswellian

One who rigorously and religiously follows the characteristics of a Cogswell.

Friend 1: "I've tried my best to be a true Cogswellian. I've done everything I could possibly do to meet all the requirements."

Friend 2: "Face it man... You're not meant to be a Cogswell."

Friend 1: "I guess not!"

Friend 3: "Dude, it's not a bad thing. If you truly practiced Cogswellianism, I'd have to most definately kick your ass."

by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008

cogent

A purveyor of low-priced, low-quality, ghetto Internet bandwidth (IP transit).

"The cheapest hosting shops all run Cogent."

by vgill January 23, 2005

coglionare

Italian verb, from the noun coglione, meaning something like "to make (someone) an idiot (=coglione)", "to kid (someone)", "to cheat (someone)".

- Non starai mica coglionandomi?
- Aren't you kidding me, are you?
(coglionandomi is the gerund of the verb coglionare, suffixed with the enclitic pronoun "mi"; the verb "stare" + gerund of a verb, is a common contruction for the present progressive)

- L'ho coglionato alla grande
- I cheated him superbly

by jeropot January 30, 2009

Coganed

Being under the influence of alcohol to a point where you being to speak like a 12 year old Pakistani girl. In addition, your ability to walk is severely hindered.

She went to the bar last night and got Coganed.

by Liverman June 8, 2009