Cogswellian 

One who rigorously and religiously follows the characteristics of a Cogswell.

Friend 1: "I've tried my best to be a true Cogswellian. I've done everything I could possibly do to meet all the requirements."

Friend 2: "Face it man... You're not meant to be a Cogswell."

Friend 1: "I guess not!"

Friend 3: "Dude, it's not a bad thing. If you truly practiced Cogswellianism, I'd have to most definately kick your ass."

Cogswellian by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008

Cornwellian soliloquy 

A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.

His patrons were keenly aware of their parts in the old man's goofy Cornwellian soliloquys.

Cornwellian soliloquy by duskydesert August 5, 2006

Cogswellianism 

A life practice or way of life that is built upon rigorously following the characteristics of a Cogswell.

Friend 1: "I'm thinking about practicing Cogswellianism."

Friend 2: "I don't mean to shatter your hopes... But it's pretty much impossible to be a TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 1: "For real?

Friend 2: "Yeah man... Last time I heard, there's only a few or possibly even one TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 3: "If I met that guy, I'd kick his ass"

Cogswellianism by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008