Christmas Eve; 'twas treacherous last year. Felt like an eternity.
- An excerpt from William Shakespear's diary.
- An excerpt from William Shakespear's diary.
by Har-Har December 24, 2009
Get the Christmas Evemug. The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.
My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!
by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009
Get the Puberty Christmasmug. An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).
We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
Get the Christmas Treemug. by brandon February 17, 2005
Get the jiminy christmasmug. by anonymous October 3, 2020
Get the goth christmasmug. A phrase said by Roman, a character that is the embodiment of creativity in the YouTube series Sanders Sides, it is used to express woe and sadness. It was first used in the sanders sides video “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” and is typically a joke among fans of the series
Person one: my grandmother just ate all my crofters jam™️
Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
by nomyweaknerdarms June 7, 2021
Get the There’s no winning on christmasmug. A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
Get the Christmas Shitmug.