nicholas allen

Some stupid fuck trying to be funny

Look at Nicholas allen over there trying to be funny

by Bitbytes505 May 4, 2018

Logan allen

a fucking dick who plays fortnite and LOL

hea being such a logan allen

by crad pinapples October 11, 2018

James Allen

James is a irresistible bad boy who is funny, He has a great personality and he’s a total cutie. He is chill, handsome, funny, and down to earth. He has pretty blue eyes, nice eyebrows, dimples when he smiles, and blonde/brown hair. Guys will get mad at him because their girlfriends will be staring at him. If you try to bully him it won’t work but if you try to fight him he’ll beat your ass.

Don’t fuck with James Allen

by Bing bing ting ting April 15, 2020

John Allen

A guy who plays way too much fortnite for his age and eats copious amounts of cosmic brownies.

"Did you see what level that guy was on fortnite? He's a total John Allen."

by johnnybrav14 October 27, 2020

Alldeen

Someone who calls me a faggot when in reality... He's a little shit who knows nothing I graduated top of my class in the Pu$$y Destr0yers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on his mom's pu$$y, and I have over 300 confirmed pu$$y penetrations. I am trained in handling the pu$$y and I’m the top pu$$y destr0yer in the entire world. He is nothing to me but a joke. I will wipe his mom's pu$$y with penetration the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. He think's he can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing he call's his life. Your mom is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can destr0y your mom's pu$$y in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare fingers. Not only am I extensively trained in pu$$y destr0ying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Pu$$y Destr0yers Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe his mom's pu$$y off the face of the continent, this little shit. If only he could have known what unholy retribution his little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon himself, maybe he would have held his fucking tongue. But he couldn’t, and he didn’t, and now he's paying the price, he is goddamn idiot.

Kid:1 Hi
Kid 2: Alldeen
Kid 3: *Dies of Fag overdose*

by LilPumpIsGodAmoungMen November 1, 2018

Woody Allen Trash Bag

Commonly found in Southern California the "Woody Allen Trash Bag" is a particular breed of hipster girl. Personified by an oversized top, usually neutral in color and often see through, and very tightly fitting pants, they are often known to frequent hipster dance bars in which they refuse to dance. They are also known to wear large framed glasses, regardless of their medical need to do so and commonly feed around taco trucks in the early hours of the morning. Cultural traits include a huddling with other "Woody Allen Trash Bags" to fend off predators and massive desire to discuss their love of the band "Fleet Foxes". Popular migration grounds include but are not limited to, Silverlake, Echo Park and Los Feliz.

It will take too long, look at the line. It is full of Woody Allen Trash Bags

by Hipster Culture July 16, 2011

Allen Jones

"Smooth" as in silk or "Pimp"

Smooth as in "silk"

by Stephanie Bodnar February 8, 2004