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term used to throw off parental units when describing whereabouts
mom: kevi where are you???
kevin: zork. wank!
wank by meepers July 23, 2006
Related Words

wank out 

Man, you better not wank out on me, I'm counting on you.
wank out by skinnylegwoman October 14, 2003

wank-stain 

Comparable or similar to Michael Nester.
All the Michael Nesters of the world unite - it's a pathetic loser convention just for you guys!!!
Although 'wank' usually refers to masturbation, in Philadelphia, it is used for absolutely anything. Similar in meaning to 'jawn,' 'wank' bascially takes on the verb form. 'Wank' is predominantly used when something small is done or accomplished.
Me: Look at muh beautiful half-court J nigga!
Niggaz: Shyt you aint makin this jawn nigga! Who you tryna play?
Me: (Makes Shot) Wank.
wank by Bawseman March 5, 2009

dank wank 

dank wank is what you get when you fuck dank twank

if ya wanna no what dank twank is look it up.
my boy b-rad caught a helly case of dank wank
dank wank by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007

Power Wank 

For when you're so fucking horny from phone sex that only a power wank will do.
TEXT: "Oh god you're really making me want to come fucking badly. Gonna have to have a power wank thinking about your beautiful sexy ass"
Power Wank by Lucas1212 March 6, 2012