Definitions by meepers

wank 

a word used when trying to explain your whereabouts to your parents

"Where are you Kevin?"
"Uh. wank. zlurp. kweep. roger's house. WAAAANK!"

wank by meepers September 5, 2008

wank 

a word used when trying to explain your whereabouts to your parents

"Where are you Kevin?"
"Uh. Wank. zlurp. kweep. roger's house. WAAAANK!"

wank by meepers September 5, 2008

wank 

term used to throw off parental units when describing whereabouts

mom: kevi where are you???
kevin: zork. wank!

wank by meepers July 23, 2006