twatitosis 

When an odor resembling cod emanates from a female's crotch area. Individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell.

Sam has horrid twatitosis, she might consider washing that shit.

twatitosis by peachykeeny708 May 18, 2007

twatzi 

noun. a person who is a twat but is also extremely uptight. A play on the words twat and nazi. Used as a derogatory insult towards someone engage in douchebagery.

Jessie was so obnoxious last night; he was such a twatzi about sharing his beers in the 'fridge.

twatzi by AJ Sugartits January 22, 2008

twatbook 

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents

yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club

twatbook by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

TwatFarm 

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.

"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.

TwatFarm by TheTalon October 19, 2003

twatspeak 

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

twatspeak by Llama Man March 12, 2008

Twaticus Maximus 

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.

1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus

Twaticus Maximus by Booty King September 5, 2006

Twatopotamus 

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.

Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.

Twatopotamus by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010