A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.
A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025
 Get the Pussy Turdmug.
Get the Pussy Turdmug. by One Dead Man March 27, 2017
 Get the turd minnowsmug.
Get the turd minnowsmug. El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”
by Happy20770 November 17, 2021
 Get the El turdmug.
Get the El turdmug. by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017
 Get the Turd Muffinmug.
Get the Turd Muffinmug. "Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017
 Get the turd ponymug.
Get the turd ponymug. When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
 Get the Turd Sprinklemug.
Get the Turd Sprinklemug. Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.
So adding a turd makes a turd felcher
So adding a turd makes a turd felcher
by DiamondX July 19, 2015
 Get the turd felchermug.
Get the turd felchermug.