Fuck and duck 

When someone has sex with another person but then after the experience avoids all contact with that person.

His dick was so small, he keeps texting me but i think i'm gonna pull a fuck and duck.

Fuck and duck by toomuchsass November 22, 2015

smack the duck 

telling something like it is

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.

smack the duck by LMaverick123 December 6, 2016

passed out duck 

When your dick cannot function anymore due to the amount of times it's been used during sex

I was with this girl, she was great but she worked me so much that I got a passed out duck.

passed out duck by mykoala January 16, 2017

amani the duck 

When somebody calls you Amani the duck it means you're so fat that people call you a duck

Hi Amani the duck

amani the duck by hdujwaks June 2, 2017

bitch ass duck 

Josh Parker

Josh is a bitch ass duck

bitch ass duck by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

fuck a duck on a gut wagon 

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.

Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

fuck a duck on a gut wagon by Dimpaliengirl February 3, 2018

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.

Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night

Suffocating the Duck by Getting ready for a funeral April 24, 2022