One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 1, 2020

Drunk Friar

A body shot, in which alcohol is poured in a man's foreskin. Is sometimes also refered/ called 'Brother Tom is drowning'

The club got crazy when Marcus asked to try a Drunk Friar with his new friend.

by Büldr September 26, 2022

Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 30, 2023

Drunk Like Don

To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.

This float trip is so great.

Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!

by TaintMagic July 22, 2011

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

Your unc a drunk

Another familial insult

You: your unc a drunk
Tim: f u cc

by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards March 16, 2018