Hairy Wacket 

A penis so hairy that when you're done performing oral sex, a plethora of pubes are caught in your teeth. Also common to have bumps on the scrotum.

His hairy wacket was so hairy that I could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.

Hairy Wacket by Weenar March 10, 2013

laptop wack 

Being wacked in the face by a laptop

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you

laptop wack by ip13 January 22, 2014

wickady wack 

When white people make the impression of black people they say " wickady wack YO"

Man I'm thug life south side thug4life "wickady wack"

wickady wack by RhinoThug February 28, 2014

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

Weed wacker by hnfr February 3, 2015

sleep wacker 

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

sleep wacker by Hang solo June 10, 2016

Quack-wacker 

A man/woman you masturbates to ducks.

"You probably like to jerk off to ducks. You're a Quack-wacker".

Quack-wacker by JuliusSneezer November 29, 2016

Wiener Wacker 

A wiener wacker is a female or male who bashes penis in an oral way,hand action or could be inserted into a Vagiana (pussy) or taken up the bum (Anal)

"Adam had a good wiener wacker off a random lass last night"

Wiener Wacker by WienerSausageAb December 29, 2016