Definitions by Weenar

Hairy Wacket 

A penis so hairy that when you're done performing oral sex, a plethora of pubes are caught in your teeth. Also common to have bumps on the scrotum.

His hairy wacket was so hairy that I could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.

Hairy Wacket by Weenar March 10, 2013