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A penis so hairy that when you're done performing oral sex, a plethora of pubes are caught in your teeth. Also common to have bumps on the scrotum.
His hairy wacket was so hairy that I could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.
by Weenar March 10, 2013
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