I'm Walking Here! 

Originates from the movie "Midnight Cowboy", when Dustin Hoffman yells "I'm walking here!" at a cab driver who jumps the lights.

Ay, I'm walking here!

I'm Walking Here! by h87z July 24, 2023

I can't do two things at once 

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

I can't do two things at once by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...

I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!

I pity the fool by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

i want you here and now 

Means I want to have sex with you right here and right now, no time to do anything else.

Girl: I want you here and now.
Guy: This exact moment?! OK

i want you here and now by JerLoser April 29, 2006

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ... by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008

I forgor 

I forgor

I forgor

I forgor by Derpsion May 5, 2021