Eye Broccoli

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 29, 2015

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

speng eye

When one eye is slightly more closed than the other or is slightly off centre

"Oh man, in this photo you can totally see my speng eye! It's way off centre!"

by eloisepr January 29, 2016

love eyes

When a girl under 10/10 becomes 11/10 because of your feelings for her.

Guy: M8 my girl is hotter than Selena Gomez
M8: No way dude, she's max 7/10, you've got the love eyes...

by sixtyminuteman April 14, 2016

Eye Pussy

When you get cum in your eye and it swells.

David Eye Pussy’d Trevett last night!!

by CatfishConwayBenton October 12, 2018

Cunty Eyes

When a woman is very angry at someone and displays her anger with an intense stare, usually at a man, however can be used one another woman as well.

When I was leaving she was so mad she was giving me the cunty eyes all the way out

by Slice of Ronnie November 3, 2018

eight eyes

an unpleasant person

eight eyes is unpleasant

by eight eyes June 17, 2018