Butt mouse

The lint ball that runs down your leg when taking a shower. Originates from the crack of your butt.

I was taking my shower when a big black butt mouse ran down my leg. It must have come from my new black undies.

by greyhat January 05, 2015

monkeyed

Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.

Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.

by greyhat December 18, 2014

eye boogies

The crud the accumulates in the corner of a human or animal's eye

Please get a warm washcloth and wipe those eye boogies out of Fido's eyes.

by greyhat January 07, 2015

Fornicluster

Cluster fuck

Did you see that fornicluster of managers trying to solve a simple problem?

by greyhat June 18, 2015