monkeyed

Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.

Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.

by greyhat December 18, 2014

eye boogies

The crud the accumulates in the corner of a human or animal's eye

Please get a warm washcloth and wipe those eye boogies out of Fido's eyes.

by greyhat January 07, 2015

Fornicluster

Cluster fuck

Did you see that fornicluster of managers trying to solve a simple problem?

by greyhat June 18, 2015

Butt mouse

The lint ball that runs down your leg when taking a shower. Originates from the crack of your butt.

I was taking my shower when a big black butt mouse ran down my leg. It must have come from my new black undies.

by greyhat January 05, 2015