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Your Mothers Dick 

If you searched this (like i did) than ur a freak like me. And you need to get laid....BAD, because u havent been laid in a year. and now your penis is crusting because u cant get laid and u masterbate, and now u have to go see the doctor because the cum crust wont come off. Haha i mean really find a prostitute in an alley or something cause thats just fucked up. i mean sure they smell like vomit and whiskey but thats okay because i like that smell i mean yum i love vomit so yeah fuck something even your cat i mean for real
Your mothers dick is hairy.

your nan 

insulting another relative other than your 'mother' usually used by the likes of Neil Allen and David Taylor. The phrase is most likely to be used when they have nothing better to do or when they feel sexually aroused
'I will always love my nan'
your nan by Hele March 17, 2005

Your Mom 

Said when one has nothing else to say, or in reply to the questions "What are you doing?" And "What do you want to do?"
"Shut the F#$@ up Phil"
"Yeah, well, uh, YOUR MOM!"
Your Mom by The Masked Olive Eater February 2, 2003

Your mom 

A phrase most often used by wiggers/wangstas and people in chatrooms. It is only used as the last desperate attempt to win an argument, although it really doesn't have any meaning whatsoever.
Wangsta 1: I hate your ass!
Wangsta 2: You're a stupid piece of shit!
Wangsta 1: Shut up jackass!
Wangsta 2: Your Mom!
Your mom by Anonymous June 26, 2003
A gay insult. Just like your mom except you can use any name inplace of MATT.
Henery:You suck
Bill:Your mom sucks
Mr. Wiffle:Your matt sucks your mom.
Everyone besides Mr. Wiffle: Ow damn i got TOLD.
your matt by Qoob May 10, 2005

your word is your bond 

To do what you say and keep your promise. The Trump presidential campaign plagiarised a speech of Michelle Obama's in 2008 which used the phrase for Melania Trump to give at the RNC.
Michelle in 2008: "And Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values: that you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond, that you do what you say you’re going to do..."
Melania in 2016: "From a young age, my parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond and you do what you say and keep your promise..."