yourmum

A dorogative statement to do with boning someone parental.

I did YOURMUM last night.

by Big J October 21, 2003

yourmum

A useless insult used when losing an arguement (see: "can-you-get-out-of-my-library", and "schoolpolicy")

Max: "your gay"
Josh: "yourmum's gay"

by Josh March 13, 2003

yourmum

A word commonly used in brighton when describing a sexual act with the mother of the person the insult was directed at.

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a greeting when meeting friends.

i had your mum
love your mum; sucky sucky $5, love her long time
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all yourmum are belong to us.

by James Hodge September 29, 2004

yourmum

speaking of mums i boned jonny b's mum last nite it was great but her minge is as wide as a bucket, anyway ive got to shag a mum in russia so moscow

by Derek Mclellan May 12, 2003

yourmum

good fuck _b

<cohnsy> lant your mum eats too much

by cohnsy March 25, 2003

Yourmum

Fat

Yourmum is fat

by fredrikaaah July 2, 2021

Yourmum

Animals drift into any type of liquid

My cat yourmum slowly into the mud

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